stop being such a sexual

This forgotten beast has nine pages of bolts stuck in him I am so done

kilipeppu:

Some background Kili just because.

headcanon: sometimes Fili and Kili refer to each other by their own name and everyone thinks it’s something they do to be cute and annoying

it’s not

they really are so stupid they forget their own names

wait WHY DOES HE HAVE ORCRIST?

shameonme23:

confused and done!Fili

I have this saved on my phone, apparently I found it funny last night

Kili loses both his legs in BOFA, makes ‘I don’t have a leg to stand on!’ joke, is murdered by Fili.

I love how the opinion of pretty much the entire Hobbit fandom is that if they’d only brought Dis along, pretty much none of this would’ve ever happened.